Everyone says they play whatever’s fun. Then you look at their decks and every single one is blue.
Here’s the quick version. Find yourself, then tell us we’re wrong in the comments.
White
You like rules, little soldiers and gaining life nobody asked you to gain. You’ve wiped the board “for the good of the table”. Sure you did.
Blue
You draw cards and you say no. Your friends stopped asking if you’ve got a counterspell ages ago. They just assume.
Black
Your creatures are a resource. Your life total is a resource. Everyone’s patience is a resource. Nobody in the pod trusts you, and you’re fine with that.
Red
Attack. Attack again. Out of cards by turn five, but what a turn four that was.
Green
Land, ramp, more ramp, something the size of a bus. Interaction is for other people.
All of them
Five colour Commander player? Respect. Your mana base is a disaster, but respect.
So which one are you? And don’t say “whatever’s fun”.
(If you saw yourself in there, there’s probably a shirt for it in the shop.)